I can barely cope with two kids. I think you are...
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Who would win in a fight: pirates or ninjas?
Depends. If it was on land then the ninjas would win because the pirates would be all unsteady from their time at sea. On the boat, probably the pirates. Now Pirate Ninjas would be a force to be reckoned with. Have you got a question for me?
What shoes did you last wear and what would you do...
Little red flats I got from Rivers. I love red shoes. Had I been offered 100 bucks I would probably tell the guy he could save himself about 70 bucks and go get a new pair. Have you got a question for me?
What was your favorite year?
I let you know when I have a good one. Have you got a question for me?
When you were a kid, what did you want to be when...
A cop, surprised? Have you got a question for me?
If you could ask George W. Bush one question what...
Say the word Terrorism for me. Have you got a question for me?
Cats or Dogs?
Dogs are slightly better than cats. Trays full of poop inside the house verse a hole dug in the yard? Come on. Have you got a question for me?
If you could look like anybody, who would it be?
Somebody better looking than the person who greets me in the mirror every morning. That bitch looks tired. Have you got a question for me?
If you could only read one magazine for the rest...
I really don’t know. There are very few, except for maybe New Scientist, that aren’t a complete tissue of lies. Have you got a question for me?
Babies make you buy crap.
I have spent my day putting stuff into storage in an effort to make our house look suitably presentable to potential buyers. But then I don’t see why anyone wouldn’t be dazzled by the minefield of toys that having so many children creates? It is often spectacular. But I have worked out something today. Babies make you buy crap. Expensive crap. Crap you will probably never even use. I know...
Over Friendly Facebook Friends
Have you got one? I seem to have collected a few friends that are just too friendly. So friendly in fact I feel embarrassed for them. So friendly that my other friends have started sending me messages asking about the overly friendly friends, worried they may be a stalker. It seems these over friendly friends are always online, because the moment I post anything they are right there with a...
iPreordered iPad now iJustwait… :( and wait…
How much of your life is impacted by caring for...
Pretty much most of my day revolves around their needs. How about you?
The Grace App for Autism Communication on the iPod...
For around a month now I have been using the Grace App on an iPod Touch with him and his three-year old sister Georgie. What the app is (in my own words): Simply an electronic picture communication board or a sentence constructor. You’ll find lot’s more information about the App on the Grace App Blog – http://graceappforautismoniphone.blogspot.com/ You use the Grace App in the same way you...
Things that happen when you go to the bathroom......
It’s not just the obvious stuff that goes down while you are indisposed, if you know what I mean. A lot can happen in those meager moments that a Mother has alone. Here’s a few examples of what goes on around here when I take a ‘moment’. The children suddenly decide they are ravenous and start bringing you items of food to open while you are ‘indisposed’. Or they decide to feed themselves and...
Here comes the Autism train... all aboard!
This week brings with the possibility of a third child of ours being labelled as Autistic. I don’t think I am upset, yet. Our first son is far more severe than his siblings will EVER be, so maybe my perception of what’s okay has been dramatically altered because of that?
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The packing boxes arrived today - project “get the hell of Dodge” is underway. I even packed three boxes already. Game on.